Episode 15: Married To Hulk Hogan

Ashley is steering this episode and she follows the sirens song straight into the rocky shores. We discuss not playing fallout 4, John being addicted to Destiny, The Rocky movies, old men having sex with robots, If Elmer Fudd was a racist or an open minded man who was comfortable exploring his sexuality.  Also I think they talk about LOST for awhile.

This weeks secret: John’s favorite Springsteen song is the one about working class Americans. Thunder road is pretty great.

Episode 14: Raw Poppin’

Ashley saw Spectre and John is addicted to Destiny.

This weeks secret: The secret garden.

Episode 13: Hairy On The Inside

Apartments shouldn’t exist in star wars.

This weeks secret: Apartments shouldn’t exist in star wars.

Episode 12: Friends With Friends

John was sick and in the hospital all last week so we are releasing our first pilot episode back when this show was about the show Friends but also about the concept of friendship. Have you ever wanted to know which friend is best? We might have an answer for that.

This weeks secret: We will be back next week not talking about friends.

Episode 11: Yes And, No Stop

The monster kids welcome Jeff Kunkel to talk about gender swapped Twilight, My Immortal, our Sonic the Hedgehog OCs. John talks about what sent him down the path of digital art.

This weeks secret: The song hot blooded greatly over sells the positives of having a temperature of 103.

Episode 10: Entourage but with Muppets

Awkward silences are plenty this time. Its low energy but the monster’s talk about the new fall TV shows they are watching and not watching, The YouTube shows they are watching, The sexism of Kermit the frog. The semantics of back to the future and much much more!

This weeks secret: John was hung over for like the first time in his life during this recording! IM 30, DEATH IS AT MY DOOR!

Episode 9: Definitely Not Pope Sniper

Coming out with some HOT Pope talk. John went to an SNL exhibit and he tells you a bit about that. Esh is deep into New Vegas at this point. They talk about all the terrible ways British people say vagina. Things get a little dark for awhile but then it eventually goes back to media talk and fart jokes.

This weeks secret: ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

Episode 8: We Are The Worst Hosts

It’s part 2 of Aislinn Kunkel’s guest appearance and Ashley and John barely let her speak. They talk about the surprising places you can see Steve Jobs, their favorite and least favorite video games, and a decent amount of tangents. Apparently going unchecked they will talk for 3 hours and keep a guest prisoner.

This weeks secret: I’m Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate.

Episode 7: Pack-A-Day Baby

PART 1 of a very special episode! The Monster Kids welcome Aislinn Kunkel as their first guest. They talk about their weeks, the Accuracy Before Comedy album recording, the Poconos honeymoon resorts, Credence Clearwater Revival, blind cats, the butterfly effect.  Aislinn teaches us all about Depeche Mode and John has some band recommendations.

This weeks secret: I ALSO shot a man in Reno, but it was for a very good reason.

Episode 6: My Waifu

John and Ashley mostly talk about anime. In the return of the fantastic tops and bottoms segment. There is talk about conventions and partying hard for an entire week. Ashley says “my waifu” without irony and it is generates pure hatred towards her from John.

Weekly Secret: The only thing I can currently think of is “Butt Stuff”.